Consider this my 'bucket list.'

The following list is a 'to-do' list for when my kids are grown and have moved out into their own home.

Let the games begin!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

For Starters...

#1-I am going to ask you the same question over and over again until I receive the answer I would like to hear.

#2-I am going to unscrew the shower drain that you just fixed, and then blame it on my brother.

#3-I am going to put a toothbrush, a wipe, and an unknown ball of goo down your bathroom sink.

#4-I am going to leave your backyard hose on all night long.

#5-I am going to look you right in the eyes and tell you that I didn't mess my pants.

#6-I am going to join you every time you take a shower.

#7-I am going to run around your front yard in my underwear.

#8-Every time I put on a new pair of underwear, I am going to ask you 'if this is the weenie part.'

#9-I am going to tell you I have to go potty at the most inconvenient times.

#10-I am going to sleep in your bed.

#11-When your bedroom door is shut when you are married, I am going to ask, 'what are you doing,' and 'are you done yet?'

#12-When you don't answer I am going to stick my fingers underneath your door and yell, 'let me in.'

#13-I am going to climb on your couch, jump off the back, pull off all your cushions (and say I didn't do it.)

#14-I am going to take your multi-tool (or Leatherman) off your belt and hide it in your closet or the kitchen drawer.  Better yet, I am going to hide your toolbox!

#15-I am NEVER going to flush the toilet.

#16-I am going to turn on all of the lights in your house, and leave them on.

#17-I am going to leave your front door wide open.

#18-I am going to leave the hatch door (on your car) open, and then open the garage door.